Function Toque F*ck Off Red

$25.00 CAD

Fashion over function is a thing of the past. Why sacrifice function when you can have them both! Fashion & function beautifully brought together by our double layered premium acrylic knit Function Toque.

Its scientifically proven that 96% of life's problems can be solved with a new Function Toque by One T Apparel.

We predict that if the world keeps up at it's current rate of self destruction, by the year 2029 everything will go to sh*t and toques will become the main currency worldwide. We suggest you invest now before its to late!
-Low key embroidered One T logo
-Double layered wide ribbed acrylic knit fabric
-Wear it rolled or condom
-Brings good luck if slept in
-Might get stolen at the bar
-Cut eye holes in roll for makeshift balaclava (voids warranty)
-Doubles as a grocery bag
-World record for most amount of toques on head is 33. Good luck
-2 toques and couple elastics will double for socks in a time of need
-Cut 2 side holes and you have a tea cosy
-Good for wearing on your head as well